WHO NEEDS PINK?

Let's not talk about me, how about you? It doesn't matter who you are, strangers.
Smile a little more, it suits you.

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via imallbooked)

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

(via kindaobsessive)

thatslothblog:

primatography:

Monster enjoying her exercise time in the brand new Sloth Bootcamp enclosure! #slothlove #wildliferescue #costarica #dreamsreallydocometrue

HELL YEAH